Saturday, 24 March 2012


Good quotes....

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the
future.

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.

All people smile in the same language.

The real measure of a man's wealth is what he has invested in eternity.

Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.

It's important for parents to live the same things they teach.

If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of
tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for.

Happy memories never wear out.... relive them as often as you want.

Home is the place where we grumble the most, but are often treated the best.

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow.

Take time to laugh for it is the music of the soul.

If anyone speaks badly of you, live so none will believe it.

Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts.

To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.

Happiness is enhanced by others but does not depend upon others.

You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven.

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of
happiness that you can never get back.

Do what you can, for whom you can, with what you have, and where you are.


Bruce Lee's Profile...

1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee


2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee


3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee


4. Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?
* Saa Lee


5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee


6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee


7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee


8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee


9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee


10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee


11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee


12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee


13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee


14. Favori te Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee


15. Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee


16. Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee


17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee


18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee


19. Close Relationship
* Sahelee

20. Favorite Flower
* Chamelee

           Ways to catch a lion....

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

Rajnikanth Method:

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Karan Johar Method:

Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra Method:

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda Method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Ravi Shastri Method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion tired and surrenders.

                   Holidays …..

Sometimes we wish when will holidays come, when we will enjoy in our homes, when we will get rid of these heavy  works….. But unfortunately holidays get boring as days go on….
Its true that holiday gives relaxation & helps to get us stable…. I mean to say that holidays are good but only when we have something to do but when we have nothing to do then we get stared to get bored of it…. Just take as example :- during summer vacations I go to Darjeeling, but when I come back after 20-25 days I get 10-15 days extra, which gets extremely bored for me….
Not just I even if I take the comments from my friends then you will find them say that –“yar when will school start, we are getting bored”.
SO WE MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO DURING THE HOLIGAYS….

10 misreable questions
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your
feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also
spit
in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the
money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africamarry or
not.
You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in
flames!!!

Friday, 23 March 2012

my location


Ye U.P. hai mere yar
 I am Archito, I currently live in uttar Pradesh. The  social climate here is too harsh. Here mostly people of jat community are found. Their most followed profession is of agriculture. About 91 % of people here are engaged in agriculture.
I am here for about 6 yrs, and I have mostly learned their style of living. 
It is a fact that the highest money transactions take place here which means people are rich.  they posses a vast amount of land which is passed to them by their past generations.
Here if we take a look around,  we will also find that there is vast number of schools present just in a small area. 
Here the market remains busy through out the day.

I am fine and happy here and hope for same in future.
For more info contact me on facebook.